My grandmother picked some cucumbers and cherry tomatoes from her garden so of course, like the perv that I am, I made some peens.

My grandmother picked some cucumbers and cherry tomatoes from her garden so of course, like the perv that I am, I made some peens.

No, mom, I don’t want to spend more time with the family. I’m actually trying to do quite the opposite.

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via neveronthelipsneveronthehips)

sapiophilous:

panemoppression:

Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.

Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.

sign this or die

Please help this poor guy out :(

(via foreverintimate)